After last year’s widely (un)publicised number 5 Xmas song, Kunt and the Gang (as The Kunts) are back with a sequel. “Boris Johnson is Still a Fucking Cunt” is a one-ish minute repeated ditty that pretty much gets a message across. I think there could be a political agenda, but you’d need to give it a good listen just to be sure.
In a bid to get as many plays / sales as possible, there’s a bevy of remixes and child/radio-friendly versions (mainly based on pastry products) including: remixes by Petrol Bastard, Essex Hip Hop legend Destruction, B3ta Internet Community founder Rob Manuel and Basildon Thrash Metal Band Armogortion. In an attempt to reclaim the sausage roll baton back from fellow Christmas Number 1 c*nts LadBaby, the Kunts have recorded three pastry goods-inspired safe for work versions of their X-Rated ditty: Boris Johnson Is STILL A Sausage Roll, Boris Johnson Is STILL A Sausage Roll featuring 3-year-old protege BabyLad, and a Merry Christmas Party Sausage Roll mix featuring a local neighbourhood children’s group.
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We’ve popped Armogortion’s version down below. All the singles are the lowest price the band could make them – 59p a pop. 600 streams (or 100 streams from a paid account) also count as one “sale” in the charts. To that end, have a 24 hour playlist though ensure you don’t play it on “mute” as then they won’t count: Spotify / Amazon / YouTube Music / Apple Music.
More details on their website, including links to all the tracks on Amazon and iTunes.
NOTE: in the interests of remaining politically neutral, we’d like to state that pretty much all politicians are trough-snuffling, self-centred, out-of-touch arsebags who couldn’t give a flying shit about you or I if it interferes with them feeding their own bank accounts and egos to the brim.
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