| Saturday December 4th 1999 | Circulation: | Best viewed full screen at 1024x768 |
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New Rock Night at Telewest ArenaThis and loads of other North-East related information, in the Hitcher's Guide To Newcastle... | More News And ReviewsAlbum, single and demo reviews updated 10/5/99. For these and more, turn to our Music Pages... |
Terror Tales At UniversityMany unbelievable goings-on were reported at Bradford University during the 1996-7 academic year. For a full report of these heinous happenings, turn to page 2.
Scalping Crimes On RiseIn another frightening incident today, a young man had all his hair cut off by a skinhead with an electric shaver. FULL STORY...
Shock at State of SchoolsCheck out our rundown of what school not to send your children to, and see the affect of the RGS on an otherwise normal young boy. Page 4. |
EX-STUDENT DISCOVERS ROYAL LINKSEXCLUSIVE By Tony Watt
Shocking news stirred Bradford suburbs today when it was discovered that Iain Purdie, formerly some slovenly student-type person, was actually one of the ruling-class elite. |
Gorgeous Young Man Reveals AllStunning women (and men) across the world, statuesque Iain Purdie today released personal information about himself. For the full sickening details, see our special on Page 5. | Employment NewsFollowing the career history of one individual, Filbert Uk (well, the Sport can get away with Bertie Ollox...) checks the state of the employment market in the 90's. Feature on Page 6. | And Finally...Guaranteed to raise a smile, the usual sloppy claptrap about pets that we put in to fill up space. If your hands won't get sticky with all the treacle, turn to Page 7. |