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New Band of the Day: TBP

Sometimes all it takes is a random post on some group or other to catch my attention. Like the one I saw on "I fucking love heavy metal" earlier by Mario Contarino. Mario is TBP [link to a different TBP... see below] . It's an instrumental rock "group", or more a project I guess, with all the music created … Continue reading New Band of the Day: TBP

New Band of the Day: The Prophecy

From: Yorkshire. Play: Doom/death. Thereby promoting the gloomy stereotype of the Yorkshireman. Hey, don't blame me - blame The Prophecy. At least they claim to be "progressive" to their genre which I think means that they're more gloomy than the norm. Hailing from Halifax, home to goth metal progenitors Paradise Lost, The Prophecy have been going … Continue reading New Band of the Day: The Prophecy

Auntie Goblin explains…

Jaz (is that rude in human talk?) from Ipswich asks: "What's the difference between a Goblin and an Orc? You're both ugly bastards." First of all, thank you for the comment. We strive towards our ugliness and work on it from birth. Secondly, fuck off and die. We're nothing like Orcs. Orcs are scum. OK, … Continue reading Auntie Goblin explains…

New Band of the Day: The Meatfückers

Oh, come on. With a name like The Meatfückers, how could I not be drawn to them? Then you encounter their albums: current release Gangbang From Hell, and the soon-to-be-released Porn Again. Oozing their way out of Guadalajara, Mexico, The Meatfückers play a blend of thrash and death in a way that's entirely not serious. I gather their live show … Continue reading New Band of the Day: The Meatfückers

Auntie Goblin proclaims…

Joel from Birmingham (UK, not any of your foreign replicas) asks: "Who's your tip for the Premier League this year?" Hmm. Sports. Us Goblins don't have a lot of time for sports in between warring, fighting, combat, sparring, killing, maiming, fornicating, rending, tearing, ripping, shredding, shagging, eating, disemboweling, thrashing, buggering and so on. In fact, … Continue reading Auntie Goblin proclaims…