New from Footprints in the Custard: Chaotic Stupid

Thankfully not any new “music”, and it’s online so you can hide the pictures so as not to be disturbed by the actual imagery. However, after ruining thrash/death/party metal, the Manchester maniacs have now decided to spoil that holiest of holies… Dungeons and Dragons. By filling it with phalluses. I mean, really. Who does that? OK, except for immature young boys with nothing better to do with their spare time. I mean, when I was a lad…

Ahem. Sorry. I’ll shut up and let their press release tell you the rest.

Ian takes the role of the DM, guiding Russ, Whitty, Ross and Sladen through the mysterious and penis-filled land of Phallia. The pilot has taken place, aptly named “Episode Zero” and you can watch it below. The first live stream will be on FitC’s Twitch channel on Sunday 24th January from 7.30pm.

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The band want to know what are your thoughts? What are you hoping to see from Chaotic Stupid? Guest characters from other metal bands in the scene? A full-blown love story between our characters? A Hydra with dicks for heads? Subscribe to the YouTube and Twitch channels and keep those peepers peeled!

First up on our roster is Half-Orc Fighter, Wakka-Wakka. So brutal he was named twice. Ross will be playing the ruthless powerhouse on his quest for revenge and…uh… new pants. Make sure to follow us on YouTube and Twitch and join us on adventures through the Land of Phallia!

Second up on our roster is Tiefling Sorcerer, Vastificus Kerr. Russ will be playing our mysterious red-skinned mage, who comes across as horny in more ways than one.

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Third up on our roster is Elf rogue, Golinndan Na’Dilya Thaimar II, or Go’Nad to his friends. Sladen will be playing our sneaky pointy-eared traveller, who has a passion for… dismembering members.

Last up on our roster is half-elf bard Douché, a struggling artist trying to find his way into the coffers and beds of anyone he meets. Whitty will be leading him into as many pants as he can.

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