I celebration of the release of Power, Nekrogoblikon’s EP, this month I received in the mail (big box, smell-proof) a goblin. Apparently she’s female, though in honesty it’s very hard to tell. And frankly, I don’t really want to lift too many items of clothing or flaps of skin to check things out. I’m going to take her at her word.
Anyway, she’s been sent to provide words of wisdom for you human types and seeks to answer your most heart-, gut- or other body-bit wrenching questions to the best of her green-skinned ability.
Please submit questions via the comments on the blog, facebook, G+ (if you’re one of the 6 people reading this on there), PM on Twitter, the “contact me” page on the blog, carrier pigeon, note tied round a brick or whatever the hell.
I am trying to see if there could be a copy of Power in it for the best question, but at this moment I can’t promise. In the meantime, console yourselves with the fact that you could have your most life-shattering issues resolved by the only Goblin Agony Aunt online.