Monday, November 20, 2017
GIK Acoustics - Europe
GIK Acoustics - Europe
The Moshville Times

Competition Time!

Eviscerated Panda

Eviscerated Panda

Sarah Tipper has a lot to answer for. First she gets me to create a new category for book reviews by sending me her metal-centred debut novel. Then, by giving me permission to give it away, I have to create another category for competitions.

My OCD is taking out a contract on her.

Anyway, if you fancy winning my review copy of her book Eviscerated Panda: A Metal Tale (reviewed yesterday), then answer the following question:

Who would win in a fight – Lemmy or God?

Then Read The Rules:

1. UK residents only. Sorry, I make no money at all from this site (actually, it costs me per month to run/host it) so I can’t afford to fork out to ship it overseas.

2. Over 18’s only. The book’s got some adult content and I want to cover my own pert little bum.

3. Closest answer to the one I have in my head wins. In the event of a tie-break, I’ll pick a winner randomly. Names on bits of paper fed to the baby – whichever comes out of her poop-hole first wins. [ok, maybe not]

4. Entries must be emailed via the Contact Page on the Moshville Times blog. I won’t take winners from blog or facebook comments.

5. Closing date is 5pm (BST) on June 5th. Any entry after that time will be tutted at and ignored.

About The Author

Mosh

Father. Husband. Teacher of Computing. PADI divemaster. Krav Maga Practitioner. Geordie. Geek. Nerd. Metal nut. I also own and run a website – you may have heard of it.

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