Each day in the run-up to the finals, we’re doing two tracks from the 2015 Eurovision Song Competition and
tearing them to shreds analysing them carefully in a bid to predict the winner on May 23rd.
GERMANY: Ann Sophie – “Black Smoke”
MOSH – Two world wars, one world cup… and no way can our entry be worse than this. It sounds like a cheap knock-off of something that was so bad that it didn’t make into the charts in the first place. Thanks you, Germany, for making it a little bit less likely that you’ll beat us at something again. NUL PWA!
DAVE – ARGH!!! I hate vocalists who sound like they are singing through their noses. And there’s that thing they do to make the echo sound. We’ve been told to only listen to these songs once…thank feck for that. NUL PWA!
DENMARK: Anti Social Media – “The Way You Are”
MOSH – This is the worst kind of Eurovision song. The one that’s not bloody awful. In fact, it’s pretty good. Damn you Denmark. Damn you and the bacon you rode in on. 5/5
DAVE – McBusted have moved to Denmark then, have they? I hope they stay there. We just need to get One Direction to join them and then we’ll be safe. Won’t we?